I'll be back on dA again from Saturday 24th May. I'm going on holiday in about 36 hours time but once I'm back I'll put some new work up finally. I have almost caught up commenting on everyones work, it has taken me 4 days to comment on several hundred deviations, I have 15 left now

Everything is the same as normal in my life, everything could be better but that will take time. It has been 2 months since I was last around here and I have missed 2 birthdays which I feel rather bad about so sorry to each of them :sorry:
I thought I would do one of these journal things for a change as I normally ignore them. I got this from

's journal. Several of these are religous based but on their own sound rather weird.
Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase.
Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Joseph Needs a Loving Family - I have one already

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Joseph Looks Like God - quite a compliment

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Joseph says he can remember when he was in second grade - We don't have a second grade in england
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Joseph Wants to Read - true
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Joseph does not merely allude to a general conception of morality that he would be defying, but rather to the specific hand of God under whose rule he is ...
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Joseph hates deviations,blasphemies and would destroy anything that is weird or mutated - I like all your deviations

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Joseph asks readers to go quite a bit beyond this
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Joseph Goes From Prison to the Palace - never been to either one
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Joseph likes the challenge of writing books for the general public because it forces him to question his thought processes
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Joseph eats alone, and the Egyptians present also eat by themselves. ...
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Joseph wears a golden crown with twelve precious stones - I don't like hats
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Joseph was arrested "for being a disorderly person
If anyone wants to do this feel free.
Hope everyone is well and happy and hope to talk to some of you soon

Joe
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Work Status:
Poems:
Completed ones - 269
Completed ones shown on dA - 49
Completed ones w/o title - 4
Ones under construction - 1
Devious Comments
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It's not me that you love...
If my Smilingfotos made you smile, it is me who have to thank
Thanks for the comment
I was very happy about it ;D
<3
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The look into the emptiness...
and where is the Marmelade?
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!
If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
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My dreams are shattered on the floor, my heart is in pieces and my eyes are dry from bleeding my long lost love
Fledgling in the =VampyreArmy
Fière d'être QUÉBÉCOISE
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comment to get comments
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It's not me that you love...
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Too big to fit in this skin, this skin i'm in, because i'm a lover
Bring my freedom!
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My dreams are shattered on the floor, my heart is in pieces and my eyes are dry from bleeding my long lost love
Fledgling in the =VampyreArmy
Fière d'être QUÉBÉCOISE
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It's not me that you love...
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comment to get comments
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My dreams are shattered on the floor, my heart is in pieces and my eyes are dry from bleeding my long lost love
Fledgling in the =VampyreArmy
Fière d'être QUÉBÉCOISE
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By Stak...
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Click me, please [link]
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It's not me that you love...
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" He who smelt it, dealt it. "
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comment to get comments
Much appreciated.
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I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer!
~indians ~mumbai ~Emotional-Writings ~PoetsoftheNight *Nature-Club
Founder of: ~PoetsClub
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My dreams are shattered on the floor, my heart is in pieces and my eyes are dry from bleeding my long lost love
Fledgling in the =VampyreArmy
Fière d'être QUÉBÉCOISE
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Click me, please [link]
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It's not me that you love...
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comment to get comments
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"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... watch it Im huge!!!" (Minsc, from Baldurs Gate)
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It's not me that you love...
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comment to get comments
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comment to get comments
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It's not me that you love...
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